Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i jhust puked up my retainher.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
honey bunches of taint.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I want to fling myself into the sun
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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