She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
