The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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