dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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