Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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