Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
