Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You're earring is so big in my mouth
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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