is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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