Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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