You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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