Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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