wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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