This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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