Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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