You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
