Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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