Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Randomize
