dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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