dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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