when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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