I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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