I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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