Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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