Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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