I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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