Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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