hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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