doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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