I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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