i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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