the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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