K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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