marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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