Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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