it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
sex in a hospital.. check
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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