i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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