Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
