ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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