Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
He better not be in your backpack
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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