So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
