it wasn't lemon gatorade
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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