you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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