Small penises have feelings too.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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