my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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