Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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