I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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