You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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