No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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