ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
