A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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