real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Randomize