last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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