Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Randomize
