Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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