2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
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